Monday, 23 May 2011

The Next Chelsea Manager?

It's got to be the Mak surely? Reason being:
a. He's played for Chelsea
b. He knows the way to the stadium and the training ground.
c. He's a winner
d. He's fit
e. He's probably got all his old Chelsea training gear


Saturday, 27 November 2010

Mak and Cheese


£2 says he jumped her.

Frank out - Mak in?

Now they've got rid of that idiot Frank "loves a spank" Arnesen, maybe Chelsea might bring back the Mak? He'd do a great job. He'd probably bring his own boots too. Please Chelsea - Claude for Youth Development Manager.

Friday, 12 November 2010

Ray of hope

Now they've got rid of that idiot Wilkins, maybe Chelsea might bring back the Mak? He'd do a great job. He'd probably bring his own lunch too. Please Chelsea - Claude for Assistant Manager.

Friday, 17 September 2010

New Background


Chose this picture for my new background. Do you like it? I think it was when Claude made a guest appearance on the French version of Blockbusters.

Mad Mak

Claude loves this sort of stuff

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10 Facts about the Mak

1. Claude's surname means "noises" in Lingala.
2. Claude's Goals to Game ratio is 1:38
3. Claude has a happy face.
4. Claude keeps tropical fish.
5. Claude keeps tropical fish.
6. Pound for pound Claude might be the best footballer in the World.
7. Claude is a practicing sodomite.
8. Claude's Children to Mothers ratio is 2:2
9. Claude has a phobia of cheese
10. Claude's Dad invented the popular TV show "Jeux Sans Frontières"

NB: please note these are "facts" in the loosest possible sense of the word. Especially number 7. But you never know.