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Friday, 17 September 2010

10 Facts about the Mak

1. Claude's surname means "noises" in Lingala.
2. Claude's Goals to Game ratio is 1:38
3. Claude has a happy face.
4. Claude keeps tropical fish.
5. Claude keeps tropical fish.
6. Pound for pound Claude might be the best footballer in the World.
7. Claude is a practicing sodomite.
8. Claude's Children to Mothers ratio is 2:2
9. Claude has a phobia of cheese
10. Claude's Dad invented the popular TV show "Jeux Sans Frontières"

NB: please note these are "facts" in the loosest possible sense of the word. Especially number 7. But you never know.