Mak and Cheese

£2 says he jumped her.

Frank out - Mak in?

Now they've got rid of that idiot Frank "loves a spank" Arnesen, maybe Chelsea might bring back the Mak? He'd do a great job. He'd probably bring his own boots too. Please Chelsea - Claude for Youth Development Manager.

Ray of hope

Now they've got rid of that idiot Wilkins, maybe Chelsea might bring back the Mak? He'd do a great job. He'd probably bring his own lunch too. Please Chelsea - Claude for Assistant Manager.

New Background

Chose this picture for my new background. Do you like it? I think it was when Claude made a guest appearance on the French version of Blockbusters.

Mad Mak

Claude loves this sort of stuff

10 Facts about the Mak

1. Claude's surname means "noises" in Lingala.
2. Claude's Goals to Game ratio is 1:38
3. Claude has a happy face.
4. Claude keeps tropical fish.
5. Claude keeps tropical fish.
6. Pound for pound Claude might be the best footballer in the World.
7. Claude is a practicing sodomite.
8. Claude's Children to Mothers ratio is 2:2
9. Claude has a phobia of cheese
10. Claude's Dad invented the popular TV show "Jeux Sans Frontières"

NB: please note these are "facts" in the loosest possible sense of the word. Especially number 7. But you never know.

Nuts & Sandals

I love this picture of Claude. What a pro. In the zone. Sure, he's on the beach with his wife but he's not letting her mindless chit chat get into his head and distract him from focusing on next weeks tricky away game at Fratton Park. Total Professional.

Friends

I like this picture. Someone is giving Claude a hug. I'd like to hug him and thank him for all the brilliant football he played. And all the good work he might have done for charity. Well done Claude - you rock!

Introduction to the Mak Part 2

A history of the Mak's playing history:

Years	Team	Apps†	(Gls)†
1992–1997	Nantes	135	(8)
1997–1998	Marseille	32	(2)
1998–2000	Celta Vigo	70	(3)
2000–2003	Real Madrid	94	(0)
2003–2008	Chelsea	144	(2)
2008–	Paris Saint-Germain	65	(1)

Oh look. He's at PSG! I hope he's playing well. I bet he is. I bet he's showing those Frenchies what for. Lovely passing and lovely legs. Go Mak go!

I've just seen this photo. What a player. Look at his happy little face. I bet he played well that day. Gave 110% Probably got subbed late in the game. What were they thinking?

Is the Mak coming back?

I love Claude Makelele. He's probably the best footballer of his generation despite his little legs. I used to love watching him play and miss him loads. Does anyone know what he's up to these days and if he's going to come back to football?

If not, at least we have the memories. Mmmmmm Claude Makelele.

Introduction to the Mak - Part 1

Hands up who loves Claude Makelele?

Welcome!

New blog - just a place for me to rant about, rave about, and show off about Claude Makelele!